Not your basic bitch.
18, pennsylvania, ask me anything-ashley(:
i want a ring that acts as a mini-watch and i can check the time on my finger instead of my wrist
the future is now
(via schmeglie)
“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me and human interaction.
(via schmeglie)
